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Man, like I don't have to deal with problematic doors already in my life. Doors that are locked, doors that make you look like a moron cause you think you should push them when you actually have to pull them. Doors that look deceptivaly light when they are actually very heavy. Now I have to deal with doors that are Assholes as well?? Fuck you doors!

The World I Know

Agh, this is so annoying. Everywhere I look all I see are assholes all around me! Well I'm fed up and I'm finally going to do something about i!

FOR SALE
Various mirrors, all sizes.
Sold in lots of 10 for $100 o.b.o.
416-555-1234

Anyone know a good doctor?

My doctor was asking me if I suffered from acid reflux. I told him I've never had it, my stomach is strong because it's coated with chocolate. He didn't find it funny, but whatever, doctors don't have to have the best sense of humour. Then he tells me to seriously cut back on all the chocolate. I'm now currently looking for a new doctor.